sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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timelordridingintheimpala:

Seeing friends unknowingly reblog Roosterteeth things…

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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title: We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together
artist: Aaron Tveit
played: 5,359 times

prouvaireish:

les miserables as a modern-day lighthearted romance musical wherein enjolras and grantaire are That Couple who break up every other week

and this is the song enjolras sings right before crawling back to R yet again

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2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…


THIS
GUY’S
FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

This guy is cute and his dog is adorable!

2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

This guy is cute and his dog is adorable!

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks it’s special

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pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

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title: I Whip Hair Not Tragedies
artist: Willow Smith vs. Panic! At the Disco
album: zachsuxx/we-r-who-we-blow mashups
played: 622,184 times

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

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witchilinski:

adorenico:

percyannabethlove:

khione-the-d-list-goddess:

adorenico:

pineapplestrawberries15:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black. It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.
Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.
Just saying.

l m a o  w r o n g  f a n d o m  s w e e t i e 

a glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom

WRONG FANDOM !!! WE ❤️ PERCY AND IF YOU DONT THEN THERES THE DOOR, DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU OR MOTHER NATURE SPIT YOU

im constantly praying for the percy jackson fandom.

I sit down in my chair and sigh deeply. my hand twitches an I flex it, trying to stop my fingers from reaching towards the liquor cabinet.

witchilinski:

adorenico:

percyannabethlove:

khione-the-d-list-goddess:

adorenico:

pineapplestrawberries15:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black.
It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?
It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.

Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.

Just saying.

l m a o  w r o n g  f a n d o m  s w e e t i e 

a glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom

WRONG FANDOM !!! WE ❤️ PERCY AND IF YOU DONT THEN THERES THE DOOR, DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU OR MOTHER NATURE SPIT YOU

im constantly praying for the percy jackson fandom.

I sit down in my chair and sigh deeply. my hand twitches an I flex it, trying to stop my fingers from reaching towards the liquor cabinet.

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mrtrajkovic:

you need to

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miketooch:

darkwingsnark:

kuikuri:

nintendocompositions:

Game Boy Advance | Startup Screen

That was just so satisfying to hear ;A;

That just sent a tingle of pleasure through my body. 

This is my text ringtone. It’s my fav.

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Everyone trying to get energy in Kim K Hollywood

dosomething:

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